[ Music ]
[ elevator dings ]
>> Hey.
Here's another sack.
>> No way.
More fan mail?
>> Yeah.
Captain Man and Kid Danger
are very poopular in this town.
>> Schwoz.
I found another one
of your diseased eggs
in my tanning bed.
>> He's not diseased...
Yet.
[ sniffs ]
>> What are you guys
talking about?
>> Schwoz gets his jollies
by blasting eggs with all kinds
of weird radiation
so he can see what happens
when they hatch.
>> It's fun to create mutants.
>> Yeah.
Must've been real fun
for your mom. Ooh.
>> Hey.
Ooh.
>> I want that egg
off this property.
>> Hey, you guys.
Somebody left this can
of whipped cream
in the weapons room.
>> Da, da, da.
Be careful with this.
>> Why?
>> I show you.
Hey, Ray.
>> Yeah, what's up?
[ Grunting ]
Ding dang it, Schwoz.
>> Relax, you're indestructible.
>> Yeah, well my shirt wasn't.
[ Phone pings ]
>> Oh man, I'm late for dinner.
I got to get home.
>> Wait, Henry.
Do me a favor.
Take this egg to your house.
[ Egg gurgling ]
>> This egg makes me nervous.
>> Just take it to your backyard
and lay it in a bush.
>> All right.
I'll put it in the "boosh."
>> Hey guys, look!
One of your fans sent you both a birthday cake. >> But it's not our birthdays.
>> Charlotte, move!
>> Ow.
Ow.
>> Hey.
That cake was for both of us.
You had no right.
>> I saw something on it.
>> Why was I punched
in the face?
>> This was inside that cake.
>> It's a wireless video camera.
You know what that means.
>> Yeah, it doesn't
require wires.
>> It means somebody's
trying to spy on us
here in the Man Cave.
>> I wonder who.
>> I wonder why you punched me
in the face.
>> Guys.
We need to figure out
who sent that cake
with this video camera inside.
>> What happened
to the video signal
from the cake?
>> Something must have
damaged the camera.
>> Well, what could have
damaged the camera--
[ knocking on door ]
What do you want?
And how were you knocking?
>> Who are you people?
And why are you
in my little biker shop
for kids?
>> My name is Dr. Minyak.
She is my assistant,
Nurse Cohort.
And I am here
because I do whatever
I wish to do.
>> Dr. Minyak, I was able
to save a short video image
from before the camera
stopped transmitting.
>> Good.
Show it to me.
>> Hey, guys, look!
>> Oh, a young girl.
She must somehow be connected
with Captain Man and Kid Danger.
So, all we must do now
is find her.
>> That's all we have to do?
>> Well, no.
First we find her,
Then we use her to destroy
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
[ knocking on door ]
How are you knocking?
[ phone ringing ]
>> Hey.
What?
That's a lie.
I have way more followers
than Stacey Dawber.
I'm telling you,
There's no way that Stacy--
What?
I got to go.
>> Hey, Piper, where's Henry?
>> Don't know, don't care.
>> Well, look what I found
in your backyard.
>> What?
Another rock that
looks like Miley Cyrus?
>> Better.
I found this weird looking egg.
>> I need to start
posting better content.
>> Hey Jasper, what up, Bud?
>> Henry.
Look what I got.
>> What'd you--
Hey, hey, what are you doing
with that egg?
>> I found it outside
in your bush.
>> Yeah, you should
put that egg back.
>> Nah.
I'm going to hatch this egg.
>> No, you are not going
to hatch that egg.
>> Yes, he is, and we're going
to stream it live.
>> Yes.
>> No.
>> Because that'll get me
way more followers
than Stacey Dawber.
>> Yeah.
People love nature.
>> Is anyone hearing
my objections?
>> Okay, you go get an incubator
and a Yo Pro camera.
>> Incubator, Yo Pro.
>> Please listen to me.
>> A tripod, a video light.
>> Tripod, light.
>> I'm saying things.
>> And a grilled chicken salad.
>> Got it.
And what are you going to do?
>> I'm going to eat the salad.
>> Okay, I'll be back as quick
as I can with all the stuff.
>> Wait, can we talk about...
Piper, about that egg,
will you listen to me?
>> Sure.
>> Thank you.
See...
You guys don't know
where that egg came from
or even what kind of egg it is,
So I feel like we should
respect nature and just
kind of let things happen
the way--
I see you leaving the room.
>> it all just kind of happened.
>> My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
>> I wanted an afterschool job.
>> And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
>> I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
>> I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me...
>> He turned out to be...
>> You know the name.
>> Captain Man!
>> That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that
being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
>> He wanted some help.
>> I needed a sidekick.
>> I, Henry Hart...
>> Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
>> That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
>> It is done.
>> Now we blow bubbles.
>> And fight crime.
>> Feels good.
>> Call it.
>> Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
>> Ha!
>> Yes, gather around.
gather around,
citizens of Swellview.
>> Come experience
the magical magic of Dr. Magico.
>> With my assistant,
Miss Direction.
And now for my first trick,
I shall need a volunteer.
>> Pick me. I love magic.
>> We only need one volunteer.
>> I'm one volunteer.
>> Perhaps this young lady
Can help us.
>> Me?
>> Now, miss, Pick a card. Any card.
>> I really got to get to work.
>> Pick a card.
>> All right.
>> And now that she's chosen
her card, we place the girl
into the magical can of trash.
>> Wait, what are you doing?
Hello? Hello?
Mr. Magician man.
>> And now we do this.
Then we lock that.
We do that.
And then we go like this.
And do this like this.
>> What's going on?
It smells in here.
>> And now...
Everyone close your eyes.
>> Hello? Hello?
>> Is it time to open our eyes?
>> And here's
my special guacamole.
>> Yeah, and here's my...
Super duper special guacamole.
Now, which one's better?
>> Okay, first I'll try
Schwoz's guacamole.
All right.
Now I'll try yours.
>> Get in there.
Get in there good.
Okay, now, think about
the way the flavors blend,
And you know, the mouth feel,
and the way it hits
the back of the--
>> Schwoz wins.
>> Ha.
>> What?
>> I win.
I do better things to avocados
than you do to avocados.
>> No. I protest.
This whole contest was a...
a guacamockery.
I want a second opinion.
Where's Charlotte?
>> Well, she's not here.
>> She's late for work?
Great.
The one time we're doing
something important.
>> Hey!
Hey!
>> Yes?
You have a question?
>> I have a lot of questions.
Starting with, who are you
and why did you stick me
in this big box of fruit punch?
>> You know who I am.
And I know that you know
that I'm Dr. Minyak
because I know that you know
Captain Man and Kid Danger,
which this image proves.
>> Okay, so, what do you want
from me?
>> I want you to destroy
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
>> Yeah, okay.
Just let me out
of this giant juice box
and I'll destroy them
right after I finish
my homework.
>> Oh, I'll release you soon.
After I take control
of your mind through the use
of musical brain warping.
>> Musical brain warping?
That's not a thing.
>> It is too a thing.
You see, by playing
the right combination
of musical chords combining
the keys of f-minor and d-flat,
backed with
the right funky beat,
the human mind opens up
like a thirsty sponge into which
I can place instructions
through clever rap lyrics
which I've written myself.
>> So, you're going
to take control of my brain
by rapping?
>> Oh, I won't be rapping.
for that I've hired
unknown hip-hop artist
Li'l Biggie.
Earplugs.
Now, Li'l Biggie, rap.
Let my lyrics flow.
♪ Get up, go on ♪
♪ Get out of this place ♪
♪ Go find Captain Man ♪
♪ And bust his face ♪
♪ Then take a little walk ♪
♪ Don't talk to strangers ♪
♪ And pick up a club ♪
♪ And whack Kid Danger ♪
♪ Yeah, little girl ♪
♪ You know the plan ♪
♪ Go smash Kid Danger ♪
♪ And Captain Man ♪
♪ Destroy them both ♪
♪ Then come on back ♪
♪ To the dopest song writer ♪
♪ Doctor, Doctor Minyak ♪
♪ Hee, hee ♪
>> Where's my 75 bucks?
>> Here.
>> Peace.
>> So, now that you've
taken control of her mind,
she's going to go destroy
Kid Danger and Captain Man?
>> Not yet.
First, I must amplify
her physical strength.
Now, my young friend,
I give you
4.9 million nuclear gigavolts
of girl power.
Yes.
>> Mm. So good.
>> Yeah, see,
I mush up the avocado
and then I add the onions,
the cilantro, the garlic,
and then my secret juices.
[ elevator dings ]
>> Charlotte,
I'm glad you're here.
I don't know
if you're a guacamole fan,
but I made
this pretty awesome bowl
of my own--
[ bowl shattering ]
Hey. if you don't want
to try my guacamole, all--
[ Grunting ]
I'm okay.
Guys, little help here.
>> Charlotte.
What's wrong with you?
How come you're--
Whoa.
[ grunts ]
Okay, Schwoz, you talk to her.
>> Aah.
>> What are you doing?
>> Shh.
I want her to think I'm dead.
>> Whoa now.
Charlotte.
No need to walk toward me.
>> Charlotte!
Come on!
You want to fight me?
Come and get me.
>> Henry?
>> I got it.
Come on.
Yeah, come on.
Hurry.
Kill the power to the elevator.
She's in a really bad mood.
>> It's worse than that.
Something's happened to her
and it's not good.
>> Well, at least we're safe
for a litt--
[ screaming ]
>> All right. Now, Charlotte--i-
Ow, ow, ow.
>> Charlotte,
what's happened to you?
Ah, jeez.
No, no. Don't be mad.
Want to go get some ice cream
or...
>> Charlotte!
Now, you listen to me
right now!
Or we could talk
about this tomorrow.
You know what?
I'll send you a text.
Schwoz, drop the tube!
What'd you do?
>> I flooded the tube
With neural
neutralizing particles.
>> So, she can't move?
>> No.
>> Kid, you okay?
>> Yeah, yeah, I am.
I think I see now...
nope.
>> I wonder why this egg
is so weirdly shaped.
>> That's what people always say
about my Aunt Trudy.
>> Hey, guys.
>> Hey, dad.
>> Hey, Mr. Hart.
>> Look.
Me and Piper
are hatching an egg,
and we're going to stream it
live on the web.
>> Which is going to get me
way more followers
than Stacey Dawber.
>> Oh, good.
She's a terrible little girl.
>> Right?
>> Hi, little egg.
What kind of bird
are you going to be?
[ screaming ]
>> What'd you do?
>> Did you hurt our egg?
>> No.
It shot a tentacle up my nose
and tried to suck my brains out.
>> Charlotte's brain
has been warped.
>> Warped? How?
>> By music.
>> You mean
musical brain warping?
>> I said her brain
has been warped by music.
What else would I mean
other than
musical brain warping?
>> So, you're saying
there's a song
stuck in her brain
that's making her want
to hurt me and Ray?
>> Exactly.
>> Hey. is there a way
you could extract
the song from Charlotte's brain?
>> Yeah, sure, why?
>> Because if we have the song
that she heard...
[ both ] we can play it
backwards.
This is my idea.
>> I said it first.
>> You did not.
Who said it first?
>> Henry.
>> Captain Man, Henry.
Right now.
...No go.
Wait. Where's the blog?
Get me a job here.
>> Can you find the song
in her brain?
>> I'm getting close.
♪ And bust his face ♪
♪ Then take a little walk ♪
>> Got it.
>> Put it on hologram.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Now, play it...
[ both ] backwards.
>> Backwards.
[ Rapping backwards ]
>> Okay, Henry, raise the tube.
>> Tube up.
>> When is that dumb egg
going to hatch?
>> I can't make nature happen
faster than it wants to.
Believe me, I've tried.
>> Look at my pear stream page.
Stacey Dawber still
has 26 more followers than me
because our egg video is boring.
>> Wait, wait, wait.
I think it's starting to hatch.
>> It is?
>> Here comes the baby bird.
The circle of life.
[ screeches ]
[ screams ]
>> Holy cheese.
Wait. Stay in front of the camera. This is internet gold.
Beat this, Stacey Dawber.
[ Rapping backwards ]
>> Charlotte.
You all right?
>> Yeah.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
>> Oh my gosh.
>> Easy, easy.
>> All right, here.
Let's get her to the couch.
Come on, come on, come on.
>> Let's get you off your feet.
One foot in front of the other.
>> All right. All right.
Just right here.
>> Easy now. There you go.
>> Oh, oh, oh.
>> Now, tell us what happened.
>> Well...
I was over there,
then you guys helped me
walk over here to this couch.
>> No.
>> Before that.
>> What happened to your brain?
>> Oh.
It was...
Dr. Minyak.
He musically brain warped me.
>> Dr. Minyak?
>> And his hot sidekick
Nurse Cohort?
>> Yeah, they were in a...
I think it was
a motorcycle shop for kids.
>> Li'l Bikers.
>> That's it.
>> Well, then.
Henry, I think you know
what to chew and blow.
>> I think I do.
You mean the gum, right?
>> Yeah, I mean the gum.
>> I was just checking.
>> Let's go.
>> [ both ] Up the tube!
>> So, you like Taylor Swift?
>> Sure.
>> Yeah.
Lot of catchy songs.
♪ Hey y'all, listen up ♪
♪ You're stuck in this place ♪
♪ While Kid Danger raps ♪
♪ And Captain Man ♪
♪ Pumps the bass ♪
>> Yeah.
♪ P-p-p-pumping up the bass ♪
♪ When we turn you loose ♪
♪ Here's the plan ♪
♪ Whack yourself in the head ♪
♪ With a frying pan ♪
♪ F-f-f-frying pan ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ You better listen ♪
♪ What I'm saying ♪
♪ And respect my rhymes ♪
♪ Whack yourself in the head ♪
♪ 95 times ♪
>> Okay, I'll untie them.
>> I'll get the frying pans.
>> I wonder if it worked.
>> Yeah, I don't.
I guess it all depends
on whether or not the music--
>> See, that's nice.
>> It really is.
[ sighs ]
>> You know, at some point
we're going to have
to wipe their brains
so they have
no memory of Charlotte.
>> Yeah, and then we should
probably take them to jail.
>> Yeah.
You want to do that now, or...
>> Nah.
No, I think we should let them
do this for a little while.
>> Yeah.
[ oven ding ]